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| 01-08-2007 , 10:38 AM | #1 |
| Amateur Duffer Join Date: Dec 2006
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Rep Power: 0  | I did all of that? I did all of that? After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" "Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked. "Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?" The golfer thought it over carefully and responded... "I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb." |
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| 02-25-2007 , 01:27 PM | #2 |
| Amateur Duffer Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 35
Rep Power: 0 | Lol well at least the guy was trying to improve. No but that is like a classic golf joke right there. |
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| 02-28-2007 , 03:01 PM | #3 |
| Amateur Duffer  Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Milton Keynes, England Age: 18
Posts: 30
Rep Power: 0   | Heh heh, heard that one before. It certainly is a classic, but it's one I can't help laughing at every time. |
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| 06-17-2008 , 01:31 PM | #4 |
| Junior Duffer  Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Los Angeles, California
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Rep Power: 0 | hahaha good Answer for sure! |
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| 08-21-2008 , 02:59 PM | #5 |
| Junior Duffer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 5
Rep Power: 0 | Haha. That was a good response, imagine the cops reaction. :-p |
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