| Jesus and Moses play golf. Jesus and Moses go out to play a round of golf and Jesus' caddie says "yeah, I caddied for Jack Nickolaus yesterday." "Is that right", says Jesus. So they get up to the first hole par 4 440yrds and Jesus asks his caddie, "so what did Jack hit here?" "Well, he hit driver to the middle of the fairway 280yrds and then hit 5 iron to the middle of the green and putted in for birdie." So, Jesus goes up and does the exact same thing! "Sweet" says Jesus. Then they come to the next hole 545yrd par 5. Jesus asks the caddie "what did Jack do on this hole?" The caddie replies "he took 3 wood and hit 2 perfect shots onto the green and then putted in for an eagle." So Jesus does just like Jack and hits his 3wd to the fairway, then to the green, and then taps in for eagle. "This is great" shouts Jesus. "I'm lovin' this." Next is the par 3 3rd hole, 198yrds over a lake to a small green. Before Jesus could even ask his caddie, he says "Jack hit 4 iron to the middle of the green and putted in for birdie." So Jesus gets up and takes his 4 iron and rips it. Only thing is it starts fading right and lands about 30 yrds left of the green an out in the water. Well, Jesus didn't think this was to funny and starts walking madly across the water to retreive his ball. In the mean time the group behind them had come up to the tee and they see whats going on. One of the shouts "Who do you think you are, Jesus Christ!" With that, Moses turns around and says, "he IS Jesus Christ, he thinks he's Jack Nickolaus!" |