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| 08-16-2005 , 01:22 PM | #1 |
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Rep Power: 0  | Golf Joke of the day Aug. 16 2005 A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace. He sat down and asked his mate what happened. "Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend. "Then I met a lady who was looking for her ball too. Finding mine, I thought I'd give her a hand. There was a cow nearby and I noticed that every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white. So I went over to it and lifted its tail and sure enough there was the ball. I called out to the lady, 'Ma'am, does this look like yours?' And the bitch hit me in the neck with her driver!" |
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| 08-16-2005 , 01:29 PM | #2 |
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Rep Power: 0   | Heh, sorry if I sound/look stupid, but I don't seem to get it. |
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| 08-16-2005 , 01:42 PM | #3 | |
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| 08-16-2005 , 06:50 PM | #4 |
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| 08-17-2005 , 02:31 PM | #5 |
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| 08-17-2005 , 03:08 PM | #6 |
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Rep Power: 0 | Two golfers are at the first tee: Golfer one: ``Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!'' Golfer two: ``Great trade!!!!'' |
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| 08-31-2005 , 05:07 PM | #9 |
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Rep Power: 0 | A man playing as a single at Pebble Beach was teamed with a twosome. After a few holes, the twosome finally asked why he was playing such a beautiful course by himself. He replied that he & his wife had played the course every year - for over 20 years - but this year she had passed away and he kept the tee time in her memory. The twosome commented that they thought certainly someone would have been willing to take her spot. " So did I" he said - "but they all wanted to go to the funeral" |
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