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| 06-07-2005 , 07:05 PM | #1 |
| Professional Duffer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 627
Rep Power: 0    | The difference between guts & balls... Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!" :twisted: |
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