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| 04-01-2005 , 01:28 AM | #1 |
| Professional Duffer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Rep Power: 0    | What are some of the worst one liners you have ever heard ? Being I have played alot of rounds of golf it seems I have heard some of the most hilarious and annoying things come out of peoples mouths. What are some of the best and worst one liners you have ever heard on the course? Worst is when someone says did you hit that with your tree wood! or when the ball gets knocked off the tee at address & someone says one Some favorite common ones are GET IN THE HOLE! or BE THE RIGHT CLUB! Always cracks me up even if its my bad shot! |
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| 04-04-2005 , 09:35 PM | #2 |
| Amateur Duffer Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: McNeal, AZ Age: 43
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Rep Power: 0 | "If you want to hit from the red tees, why don't you just tee up there and save yourself a stroke on each hole?" |
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| 04-05-2005 , 08:32 PM | #3 |
| Professional Duffer Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The green
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Rep Power: 0 | I hate people yelling "Turn over, turn over" and anything people say to thier puts, the gayest thing I have ever heard is "Grow legs". |
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| 04-05-2005 , 11:36 PM | #4 |
| Amateur Duffer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Rep Power: 0 | I hate when people dont even look at the shot and you hear "WOW GREAT SHOT!" then the ball lands in the water. |
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| 04-06-2005 , 01:54 AM | #5 | |
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| 04-09-2005 , 11:32 AM | #6 |
| Amateur Duffer Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: pittsburgh, Pa
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Rep Power: 0 | "Have fun at the beach", the best was when i was cadding and a guy in our group hit it in the binker and my guy goes in his bag and gets out a bottle of sun tan lotion and tosses to the guy. the whole group just started laughing so hard. Usually these guys are uptight and never talk to you but this group was cool as hell. |
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| 04-19-2005 , 09:21 AM | #7 |
| Junior Duffer Join Date: Apr 2005
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Rep Power: 0 | Can not stand the pro tourneys where some guy always yells GET IN THE HOLE. Someone should balst that bastard... |
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| 04-20-2005 , 12:25 AM | #8 | |
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