[captainidiot]

I am borrowing this from the Saturdaynight Live skit about Mike Ditka and Da Bears. When I was in Iraq me and my buddies would pass the tme kind of renacting the skit with things like Donald Rummsfeld Vs. a hurricane.

Hurricane forty tree, Donnie 2,994,874.

You get the point.
What about golf? Who would win the following fight, match, whatever.

For instance:
Vijay Vs. Phil
Arnold Palmer and Arnies Army Vs. the Roman Emipre
Bobby Jones Vs. The Red Army of 1942 Soviet Union