| You know you're addicted to golf when everyone is standing in line at the movie theatres to see Troy and you're waiting to see Bobby Jones Stroke of Genius.
Your wife asks you if you want to play around, and you head for the golf clubs!
You step off the yardage from 8th St & 2nd Ave to 8th St and 3rd Ave so you can think about what club you'd hit to get from one intersection to the other.
Only one of your hands has a tan!
When you watch rerun infomercials on The Golf Channel. By the way, if we have to pay for cable and satellite TV, why are there so many 'Paid Programming' events on them?
Just thought I'd start this thread as something fun to take part in. |