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04-24-2005 , 10:00 PM   #1
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You know you're addicted to golf when

everyone is standing in line at the movie theatres to see Troy and you're waiting to see Bobby Jones Stroke of Genius.

Your wife asks you if you want to play around, and you head for the golf clubs!

You step off the yardage from 8th St & 2nd Ave to 8th St and 3rd Ave so you can think about what club you'd hit to get from one intersection to the other.

Only one of your hands has a tan!

When you watch rerun infomercials on The Golf Channel. By the way, if we have to pay for cable and satellite TV, why are there so many 'Paid Programming' events on them?

Just thought I'd start this thread as something fun to take part in.
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That is great, I can see myself in a few of those.
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05-03-2005 , 09:13 PM   #3
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When you are riding up in an elevator and practicing your take-away until the bell for your floor rings.

Every time you walk past a mirror, you check your swing-plane.

Sitting in your car in line at the bank and noticing the grass out front is plush enough to putt on....or at least practice flop shots off of.
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everyone is standing in line at the movie theatres to see Star Wars and you're waiting to see Bobby Jones Stroke of Genius.

hahaa!
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i find my self working on my swing alot at work
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OMG I've done many of these.

When you are riding up in an elevator and practicing your take-away until the bell for your floor rings. hey Otto, do you work in my building..LOL

The others:

-Wake up godawful hours to get your name on the waiting list..for next week
-See if you can clear the neighbors house with your wedge
-Your lawn becomes a chipping area
-Golf Channel is always on whether you're watching it or not
-You're a member in numerous golf forums
-You have favorite golf socks
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