[Franz]

My wife asked me why I didn't play golf with my old pal Charles anymore. I asked her, "Would you continue to play with a man who always gets drunk, loses hundreds of balls, smokes like a chimney, is always letting other groups play through, breaks wind all the time, blames the greens for bad putts, claims the mower has mowed the grass uneven and generally abuses everybody at the club?"
"No!", she replied.
"Well, neither would he!"