[captainidiot]

saw this at a different site. decided to copy & paste it...

soem of it is some of it all right...


Evidence Jesus Was Mexican
# His first name was Jesus.
# He was bilingual.
# He was always being harassed by the authorities.

Evidence Jesus Was Black
# He called everybody "brother."
# He liked gospel.
# He couldn't get a fair trial.

Evidence Jesus Was Jewish
# He went into his father's business.
# He lived at home until he was 33.
# He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

Evidence Jesus Was Italian
# He talked with his hands.
# He had wine with every meal.
# He used olive oil.

Evidence Jesus Was A Californian
# He never cut his hair.
# He walked around barefoot.
# He started a new religion.

Evidence Jesus Was Irish
# He never got married.
# He was always telling stories.
# He loved green pastures.

Evidence Jesus Was A Woman
# He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
# He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
# Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.