Evidence Jesus To Be

captainidiot · 07-27-2005 , 10:01 PM

saw this at a different site. decided to copy & paste it...

soem of it is some of it all right...

Evidence Jesus Was Mexican
# His first name was Jesus.
# He was bilingual.
# He was always being harassed by the authorities.

Evidence Jesus Was Black
# He called everybody "brother."
# He liked gospel.
# He couldn't get a fair trial.

Evidence Jesus Was Jewish
# He went into his father's business.
# He lived at home until he was 33.
# He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

Evidence Jesus Was Italian
# He talked with his hands.
# He had wine with every meal.
# He used olive oil.

Evidence Jesus Was A Californian
# He never cut his hair.
# He walked around barefoot.
# He started a new religion.

Evidence Jesus Was Irish
# He never got married.
# He was always telling stories.
# He loved green pastures.

Evidence Jesus Was A Woman
# He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
# He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
# Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

07-27-2005 , 10:01 PM	#1
captainidiot Professional Duffer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 627 Rep Power: 0	Evidence Jesus To Be saw this at a different site. decided to copy & paste it... soem of it is some of it all right... Evidence Jesus Was Mexican # His first name was Jesus. # He was bilingual. # He was always being harassed by the authorities. Evidence Jesus Was Black # He called everybody "brother." # He liked gospel. # He couldn't get a fair trial. Evidence Jesus Was Jewish # He went into his father's business. # He lived at home until he was 33. # He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God. Evidence Jesus Was Italian # He talked with his hands. # He had wine with every meal. # He used olive oil. Evidence Jesus Was A Californian # He never cut his hair. # He walked around barefoot. # He started a new religion. Evidence Jesus Was Irish # He never got married. # He was always telling stories. # He loved green pastures. Evidence Jesus Was A Woman # He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. # He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. # Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.